
Escape to Fairytale Germany: Zur Krone Hotel & Restaurant Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the fairytale world of Escape to Fairytale Germany: Zur Krone Hotel & Restaurant Awaits! Forget perfectly polished travel brochures; this is the real deal. I'm talking honest opinions, a few awkward tangents, and the kind of insights that only come from someone who's actually been there. Get ready for a rollercoaster of a review, because this place? It's got layers.
First Impressions (and My Own Personal Drama):
Okay, so I'm obsessed with Fairytale Germany. Think Grimm Brothers, castles, and enough schnitzel to feed a small army. Zur Krone? Well, it promises exactly that. And let me tell you, arriving felt right. Even the drive in, past rolling hills and half-timbered houses, just set the mood. The hotel itself is all charming gables and flower boxes bursting with color. BUT, and there's always a but, my GPS decided to go rogue. I ended up circling the town square three times before finally admitting defeat and calling the hotel. Thankfully, their front desk speaks very good English (phew!), and they directed me with a patient, "Just go past the church, then take a right…you'll see us." Crisis averted. Note to self: download offline maps next time.
Accessibility - A Mixed Bag (and a Little Bit of My Own Clumsiness):
Okay, let's get real. Accessibility (Wheelchair accessible, Facilities for disabled guests) wasn't the absolute strongest suit. While they do have an elevator, I noticed some narrow hallways and a few steps here and there. It definitely felt like an older building, which is part of the charm, but might be a challenge for some. Always confirm specific needs before booking. I, on the other hand, am just generally clumsy. I tripped over a cobblestone the first morning and nearly took out a potted geranium. Let's just say, I felt a little less princess-y after that.
Getting Around (and Losing My Way…Again):
Airport transfer – Check! They offer one, which is a massive lifesaver if you're, you know, not obsessed with a certain GPS app. Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Valet parking, Car power charging station – Plenty of options for parking. I, however, managed to park in a spot that may or may not have blocked a delivery truck. Luckily, no one seemed to notice (or care). Taxi service, Bicycle parking – Available too. This is a walkable town, but I’d recommend having access to a vehicle to visit some faraway attractions.
Cleanliness and Safety (because let's face it, we all worry now):
Okay, I’m a total germaphobe. So, I was thrilled by the commitment to hygiene. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment, Hand sanitizer – all the stuff. They even let you opt out of room sanitization if you’re extra picky (I wasn’t, so I just let them do their thing). I felt incredibly safe. Plus, the staff were all wearing masks, and I saw them wiping down surfaces constantly. They even use Cashless payment service! – a major plus in my book.
The Rooms (and My Endless Search for the Perfect Pillow):
Alright, the rooms. Think classic, cozy, and with that unmistakable "Europe" smell (in a good way!). Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
My room was…well, it was a room. Not palatial, but perfectly adequate. I loved the blackout curtains; key for beating jet lag. The bed was comfy (though I'm always on the hunt for the perfect pillow, a near-impossible quest). The free Wi-Fi worked without a hitch. And the mini-bar was a lifesaver when I got the late-night munchies. One small complaint: the TV only had a few English channels, but hey, you're in Germany! Embrace the culture.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (My Favorite Subject!):
Oh, the food. This is where Zur Krone really shines. Forget dieting; you're in Germany!
Restaurants, A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant.
- Breakfast [buffet] – It's a feast! From fresh pastries to eggs, the breakfast buffet was heavenly. I probably ate way too many croissants. The coffee was strong, and the fresh juice was a welcome change.
- A la carte in restaurant – Dinner in the hotel restaurant was a must-do. The menu featured traditional German dishes alongside international options. I had the schnitzel (of course!), and it was perfection. Crispy, juicy, and served with a side of creamy potatoes. The atmosphere was cozy, with flickering candlelight and friendly service.
- Poolside bar – After a long day of exploring, there's nothing like relaxing at the pool with a cocktail in hand.
- Bar – Perfect spot for a pre-dinner drink or nightcap.
- Coffee shop – Great for a quick caffeine fix or a light snack.
- Room service [24-hour] – Always a bonus!
- Vegetarian restaurant – yes, they do have options.
- Happy hour – Check for details!
Things to Do (and My Near-Accident with a Beer Stein):
Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]. Okay, so I didn't actually try everything. I did have the massage, which was divine. Pool with view was really nice, I spent an entire afternoon at the Swimming pool [outdoor]. I didn't hit the Fitness center (who has time for that on vacation?). The Spa/sauna, Steamroom and the Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Gym/fitness are great options if chilling is your thing.
Services and Conveniences (the Little Things That Make a Big Difference):
Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center.
- Convenience store – Useful for grabbing snacks and essentials.
- Concierge – Super helpful for recommendations and bookings.
- Daily housekeeping – My room was spotless every day.
- Laundry service/Dry cleaning/Ironing service – If you need it, they've got it!
- Doorman – Always a nice touch.
- Luggage storage – Handy for early arrivals or late departures.
For the Kids (and My Inner Child):
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal. I don’t have kids, but I noticed they catered well to families. They definitely have kids in mind.
The Verdict (and My Honest, Slightly Biased Opinion):
Zur Krone is a winner. It’s charming, comfortable, and the food is amazing. Would I go back? Absolutely. Despite the minor hiccups (and my personal clumsiness), it delivered the fairytale experience I was craving. Yes, accessibility could be
Escape to Germany's Hidden Gem: Hotel Veltrup's Cozy Charm Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized travel brochure. This is my actual mental breakdown… I mean, trip to Hotel-Restaurant Zur Krone, Germany. Prepare for some serious ups and downs, questionable food choices, and a whole lot of me being… well, me.
Travel Nightmare… I Mean, Dream Itinerary: Zur Krone, Germany
Day 1: Arrival and the Existential Dread of Packing (Munich to… well, there)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Or, more accurately, drag myself out of bed. Seriously, packing is the worst. I’m the kind of person who overthinks everything. Do I really need three pairs of socks? (Yes, obviously, you never know what might happen.) Found a rogue bag of chips from last month. Tempting.
- 9:00 AM: Attempt to Uber to the train station. Fail. Apparently, "leaving for a trip" and "finding an Uber" are mutually exclusive events. Flail around for 20 minutes. Finally, after 3 phone calls and a near-meltdown, get a taxi.
- 10:30 AM: Munich Hauptbahnhof - Hell in its most crowded form. The scent of pretzels and stale beer is… surprisingly comforting. Find the train. Pray it’s the right one. (Spoiler alert: it probably isn't.)
- 11:00 AM: Successfully (!!!) board the train. Settle in. Deep breath. This is it. This is my grand European adventure. I even have a book. (Pats book. Feels accomplished.)
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at location. Struggle to get off the train with all my luggage. Realizes I definitely brought too much crap. Gawk at the quaint town and the hotel. "Zur Krone" – sounds fancy and like something out of a fairy tale. Oh, I'm already in love.
- 1:30 PM: Check-in. The woman at the reception is… efficient. She's clearly seen it all. Probably judges my choice of travel sneakers. Definitely judging my slightly-too-full backpack.
- 2:00 PM: Room. Finally. It's… charming. That's the word. Old, but charming. The wallpaper might be from the 1950s, but hey, it’s character, right? The bed? Not so sure. Feels a bit… lumpy. But I’m too exhausted to care.
- 3:00 PM: Nap. (Necessary. Packing is exhausting.)
- 5:00 PM: Wander around the town. This is where the "real adventure" begins, I suppose. Everything just… looks like a postcard. Seriously. Did someone photoshop this place?
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Order the Schnitzel. Standard. It's… fine. Not amazing. But the beer? Oh, the beer is divine. That’s an absolute slam dunk.
- 8:00 PM: Attempt to read my book. Fail. Too much beer. Instead, stare out the window, overthinking. Am I happy? Is this it? (The age old questions)
- 9:00 PM: Bed. Sleep. (Hopefully. That lumpy bed…)
Day 2: History, Hangovers, and a Quest for the Perfect Pretzel
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Headache. (Beer, you treacherous devil.)
- 8:30 AM: Breakfast. The bread is good. The coffee is… questionable. The lady at the next table is wearing a fur coat. In this weather. I'm officially underdressed.
- 9:30 AM: Decide to explore some history. Visit a local church. The architecture is breathtaking. Makes me feel… insignificant. (Thanks, history.)
- 11:00 AM: Walk around and search for a pretzel. My primary mission. Realization: Not every pretzel is created equal. I've had several. Some are dry. Some are too salty. The search continues.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. Sausage. Embrace the cliché. It's delicious, though. Probably better than the pretzel I ate 40 minutes ago. Regret.
- 2:00 PM: That experience: I stumble upon a small, artisan shop. The smell of freshly baked bread is heavenly. And then, there it is: the perfect pretzel. Soft, chewy, salty goodness. My religious experience is now complete.
- 2:30 PM - 5:00 PM: Basically, go into a pretzel coma. Sit in a park. Eat pretzel. Stare at people. Eat pretzel. People watch. Eat pretzel. Repeat. I am one with the pretzel.
- 6:00 PM: Attempt to find something to do other than eat pretzel. Fail.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel again. This time, I order the goulash. Not bad. Definitely not the pretzel, though. The shadow of the pretzel looms.
- 8:00 PM: Back to my room. More beer. Contemplate life, the universe, and the perfect pretzel recipe.
- 9:00 PM: Watch TV. German television. I understand nothing (well, except "Bier"). Sleep.
Day 3: Departure and the Bitter Sweet Sadness
- 8:00 AM: Wake. Sad. It's my last day.
- 8:30 AM: Breakfast. The coffee is slightly less questionable.
- 9:00 AM: Final walk around town. Say goodbye to the postcard-perfect scenery.
- 10:00 AM: Pack. (Again! Really. This is a skill I need to obtain.)
- 11:00 AM: Check out. Efficiency lady is still efficient.
- 11:30 AM: Back on the train. Thinking about the pretzel. Specifically, the pretzel.
- 2:00 PM: (approximate) Arrive back in Munich. Back to reality.
- … (The aftermath): Over the next week, I spend an embarrassing amount of time trying to recreate that pretzel. I try every recipe I find. I order pretzel-making kits online. I start thinking about moving to Germany.
In conclusion…
Zur Krone was… well, it was a trip. It was messy, imperfect, and full of existential angst. But it was also… pretty damn beautiful. And hey, I found the perfect pretzel. That's worth something, right? Now, where did I put that pretzel recipe…
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Escape to Fairytale Germany: Zur Krone Hotel & Restaurant Awaits! - FAQs (Prepare to Be Amazed... or Maybe Mildly Annoyed!)
Okay, So, Zur Krone...Is It REALLY as Fairytale-y as the Website Makes It Sound?
The Food! The All-Important Food! What's the Deal at Zur Krone's Restaurant?
Tell Me About the Rooms! What Should I Expect?
Is It Family-Friendly? Like, Actually Family-Friendly?
What's the Deal with Parking? (Because Let's Be Real, Logistics are Important)
Is There Wi-Fi? Because, You Know, Instagram is Important. (And Work, Ugh.)
Okay, So, Overall… Would You Recommend it? (Be Honest!)

