Proof Hotel & Lounge: Nigeria's Hottest New Hotspot!
Proof Hotel & Lounge: Nigeria's New Hotspot – My Brain's a Whirlwind of Opinions!
Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because I just got back from a stay at Proof Hotel & Lounge – Nigeria's supposed hottest new thing. And honestly? My brain is still buzzing. It's like, a sensory overload in the best way possible, and also… maybe a little overwhelming. Let's break it down, shall we? Because navigating this place is like trying to herd cats, only the cats are luxury amenities and my attention span is basically a goldfish.
First Impressions (and My Inner Critic’s Commentary):
From the moment you pull up, you know this place is aiming for… well, proof they're upscale. The exterior is sleek, modern, and definitely Instagrammable. The doorman (who was genuinely friendly, by the way, not just a robot in a suit) was ready to whisk my bags away before I could even think about getting them. Nice touch. But, then I noticed a slightly wonky tile on the entrance, and my inner critic, bless her, had to chirp, “See? Even the swankiest places have their flaws.”
Accessibility & Ease of Getting Around (because, you know, life happens):
Alright, crucial stuff first. Proof Hotel gets a solid "thumbs up" for accessibility. They claim to have facilities for disabled guests, the elevator was smooth and quick (vital!), and the common areas felt spacious enough to maneuver. I didn't personally test a wheelchair, but from what I saw, navigating seems decently manageable. Plus, the rooms should be accessible too. (I didn’t see any blatant horrors.)
The Internet – Bless its Wi-Fi-ing Soul:
Okay, let's be real: We're all addicted. The internet is life. And Proof knows it.
- Free Wi-Fi in every room? YES. Finally! And it actually worked. No more frantic searches for a decent connection like other hotels!
- Then: Wi-Fi in the public areas too. Which is nice if you want to get some work done in a lounge.
- And, Internet access – LAN. (for my old-school peeps.)
Rooms, Rooms, Glorious Rooms! (and the Coffee Maker Conspiracy):
My room? It was… well, it was nice. Seriously, I almost choked on my complimentary tea (yes, complimentary tea! A victory). Here’s the breakdown (and my rambling thoughts):
- Air Conditioning? Check. Necessary in Nigeria, obvs.
- Blackout Curtains? Bless. My sleep schedule (or lack thereof) thanks you.
- Coffee/Tea Maker? Here's where it gets personal. The coffee maker was… finicky. Seriously, it took me three tries and a YouTube tutorial to get a lukewarm cup. Seriously, hotel, get better coffee makers!
- Bathrobes, Slippers, all the goodies – yes, they had them. So I did feel fancy!
- Bed? Extra long bed, yay! (I'm tall, so that matters!).
- And more: Non-smoking rooms, Mini Bar, Safety box. All the things you expect.
- The room's size and layout? Spacious enough. Not palatial, but perfectly comfortable.
- Other stuff: Satellite/cable channels, In-room safe box, Refrigerator, and more features.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (the Spa…oh, the Spa!):
Okay, let’s talk about the fun stuff, the relaxation, the… spa!
- Fitness Center: I peeked. Looked decent. (I didn't use it, though. Fitness and vacations don't always go together, you know?)
- Swimming Pool & Pool with a view: This was the bomb. The pool area is gorgeous, and the view is stunning, especially at sunset. Perfect for Instagram (I’m not ashamed!). The pool is outside, which is also very nice.
- Spa/Sauna: This is where I lost myself. I had a massage. A glorious massage. Like, all my stress melted away. The masseuse was amazing, and the spa itself was tranquil and beautifully designed. I almost didn't want to leave!
- Steamroom: Did not personally try, but I heard good things!
- The other offerings are all present: Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Gym/fitness
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (the Restaurant Rollercoaster):
The food situation at Proof is a mixed bag.
- Restaurants: There are several, which is a good sign!
- A la carte in restaurant: Good!
- Breakfast [buffet]: The buffet was… adequate. Not mind-blowing, but certainly edible. (They had an Asian breakfast option, I could try this, but I didn't.)
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Essential!
- Desserts in restaurant: YES!
- Poolside Bar: Always a plus.
- Room service? 24-hour - SCORE!
- Food was decent: International cuisine, Western cuisine and Asian cuisine. (and Soup and salad, too)
- Snack bar: Always helpful.
The overall dining experience: It’s a "work in progress." I think!
Services and Conveniences (the Little Things That Matter!):
Proof Hotel has a lot of extras.
- Air conditioning in public area: YES!
- Business facilities: Yes.
- Cash withdrawal: Always needed.
- Concierge, Laundry and Dry cleaning services: All here!
Cleanliness and Safety (in these crazy times):
Okay, this is important. Proof takes cleanliness and safety seriously.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Good.
- Breakfast takeaway service & Individually-wrapped food options: Reassuring.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Visible.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere.
- Physical distancing: Pretty much enforced.
- Rooms sanitized between stays, and Staff trained in safety protocol: Good to know!
For the Kids (Because, Family!)
Proof is generally family/child friendly with facilities like Babysitting service and Kids meal.
The Little Extras (the Bits Worth Noting!):
- Check-in/out [express]: Quick and easy.
- Elevator: Key!
- Gift/souvenir shop: For the obligatory "I was there!" purchase.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: if you are there for business!
- Car park [free of charge], Valet parking: Very welcome!.
- Safety deposit boxes: Always good to have.
- Smoking area: Available.
- Terrace: For enjoying the sunset or a quiet moment.
The Quirks & Imperfections (Because, Nobody’s Perfect!):
- The Wi-Fi in the bar: Sometimes patchy. Annoying.
- The noise levels: Depending on your room location, you might hear some late-night revelry. (Bring earplugs, just in case!)
- The price: Proof is on the pricier side. Worth it? Depends on your budget.
My Verdict?
Proof Hotel & Lounge has its flaws (like every hotel, ever) but it’s definitely a solid choice. It aims for luxury and mostly delivers. Despite the occasional issue, the service, spa, and overall vibe make it a memorable stay.
Now, for the BIG OFFER:
Tired of the same old routine? Craving an escape?
Book your stay at Proof Hotel & Lounge NOW and get:
- A FREE upgrade to a room with a view! (Limited availability, so don't wait!)
- A complimentary welcome cocktail at our stunning Poolside Bar! Cheers to you!
- 15% off any spa treatment. Because you deserve to be pampered.
- Early check-in and late check-out, so you can maximize your relaxation time.
- PLUS, Free Wi-Fi throughout the hotel, because, you know, internet.
BUT, here's the REAL deal:
- Book BEFORE [Date - for instance, the end of this month] and get a Mystery Gift waiting for you in your room! (We're talking something special, trust me).
Why Choose Proof Hotel & Lounge?
Because we're not just offering a hotel room. We're offering an experience. A chance to unwind, recharge, and indulge.
So, what are you waiting for? Head to [Link to Proof Hotel's Website] and book your escape to Proof Hotel & Lounge today! Don't settle for ordinary. Get PROOF of an amazing stay!
(P.S. Tell them I sent you. Maybe you’ll get extra coffee… or at least a better coffee maker!)
Unbelievable Eisenberger Hof: Germany's Hidden Gem You NEED to See!
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your average, sterile travel itinerary. This is Proof Hotel & Lounge, Nigeria, through the eyes of yours truly. And trust me, it's gonna be a WILD ride.
Proof Hotel & Lounge: The Real Deal (Ish)
Day 1: Jollof, Jet Lag, and… Intrigue?
- Morning (Uh, whenever I wake up - which is NOT 7 AM, FYI): Landed in Lagos. God, Lagos. Absolute chaos. The air is thick, the humidity is a living thing, and the taxi driver… well, let's just say my life flashed before my eyes. Seriously. But hey, we made it! Checked into Proof, which, from the outside, looks surprisingly… chic? Sort of reminds me of a swanky, slightly faded movie set.
- Mid-morning: Jollof Jamboree! First things first, FOOD. Found a local spot near the hotel, and inhaled some Jollof rice that was… well, let's just say it blew my mind. Seriously. This stuff is addictive. My taste buds are doing a happy dance. Then, promptly developed a mild food coma. Jet lag is a bitch, people.
- Afternoon: The Room Reveals Its Secrets (Maybe!) Proof Hotel itself. Okay, the room is…quirky. Think modern minimalist with a touch of "things slightly falling apart." The AC is working (thank GOD), the bed looks comfy, and the shower promises hot water (a luxury!). But, I'm sensing a story here. A faint smell of… incense? A slightly crooked picture on the wall? This place is giving me serious "hidden depths" vibes. I'm already obsessed.
- Side note: I think I heard someone arguing in the hallway earlier. Loudly. In a language I didn't understand. This place is already more interesting than a boring hotel room.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Lounge Life & People-Watching. Time to hit the Proof Lounge. Need a cocktail (or three) to fight off the jet lag and embrace the chaos. The lounge is buzzing. Music is pumping, laughter is contagious, and the people-watching is prime. This place is a melting pot. Seriously, I'm loving it. Lots of stylish Nigerians, expats, and… I swear, I think I just saw a famous Nollywood actor walk in. I'm definitely not going to be discreet.
- Evening: Dinner & a Mystery. Ordered dinner at the Proof restaurant. Okay, the food here is not quite as good as the Jollof rice, but it's passable. But here's where it gets weird. The waiter gave me a super intense look, and then slipped me a folded piece of paper when no one's looking. I have no idea why, and it's giving me major spy movie vibes. I'm NOT going to tell anyone about it. It feels secret.
- Late Night Rambling: I have no idea what to expect. But I can't deny there's something about this place.
Day 2: Markets, Mayhem &… More Jollof?!
- Morning: Awoke to the sound of… everything. Birds screeching, car horns blaring, and the faint scent of fried plantains wafting from somewhere outside. It’s loud. It's chaotic. It’s perfect.
- Mid-morning: Market Mania! Took an Uber (another adventure!) to a local market. HEAVEN! The colors, the smells, the sheer energy… it's a sensory overload in the best way possible. Got completely lost, haggled for WAY too long over a beaded bracelet (which I probably overpaid for), and bought some weird fruit I couldn't identify. Worth it.
- Anecdote: I saw a chicken running loose. Just… casually strolling through the market. No big deal.
- Afternoon: Poolside Panini & Pure Bliss. Back at Proof. Needed a break from the chaos. The pool is surprisingly clean and refreshing. Ate a panini by the pool. It was pretty decent after all the market food. And just relaxed, and felt the sun on my skin.
- Evening: The Paper. The paper I was given by the waiter is the only thing on my mind. I'm still too scared to open it. I'm building up the nerve. I'm getting a really weird feeling about all of this. And if I'm honest? I love it.
- Late Night Observation: All the employees at Proof are nice. Too nice?
- More Rambling: I'm starting to think I'm in a movie or a dream. Maybe both.
Day 3: The Unveiling (Maybe, Probably, Eventually!)
Morning: Breakfast Surprise. Ordered breakfast in bed(ish). It's pretty good, some eggs, bread, and tea this time. I got a fresh mango.
Mid-morning: Time to face it. Okay, this is it. Time to open the paper. My hands are shaking. Okay, deep breaths.
- (Opens the paper)
- Oh My God. It's a map.
- It is telling me to go somewhere.
- My heart is pounding.
- Should I go?
- I should probably get dressed.
- I have a feeling about the waiter.
- He’s not just a waiter.
- (Opens the paper)
Before Noon: The Journey Begins. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't afraid. But excitement trumps it. Gotta go.
Late Night Rambling: I'll leave the rest of the itinerary open, because I don't know what's going to happen. But I know this: I did not travel all this way not to do anything. Maybe I will never see a different hotel again. It would be worth it.
- Final Thoughts: I'm scared. I'm ecstatic. I have no idea what's going to happen. But I know one thing for sure: this trip to Proof Hotel & Lounge is going to be one for the books. Wish me luck! And if you see this, send help (or more Jollof rice).
(This itinerary is just a placeholder, of course. The real magic, and the REAL story, will unfold as I live it. Stay tuned, because I have a feeling things are about to get very, very interesting.)
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Proof Hotel & Lounge: Your Burning Questions, Answered... (Probably!)
Okay, so Proof Hotel & Lounge. The talk of the town, right? Honestly, the hype train is real. But is it *actually* worth braving Lagos traffic for? Let's dive in, shall we?
1. What's the Vibe Exactly? Is it Worth the Instagram Hype?
Okay, so "vibe." That loaded word. Proof is... well, it *tries* to be effortlessly cool. Imagine sleek, modern, vaguely minimalist; think polished surfaces reflecting… something you'll want to Instagram. They’ve got the lighting *down*, I’ll give them that. And the music? Generally pretty good. Not always *my* taste, but definitely conducive to… *a certain atmosphere*.
Is it worth the hype? Look, if you're looking for a place to see and be seen, and you *need* those Instagram likes… yeah, probably. Just be prepared to wait a bit for a table on a weekend. I went once, and it took me 45 minutes just to *reach* the damn entrance. I swore off that experience, but in a desperate moment I found myself there again.
2. The Food: Is It Just Pretty Plates or Actually Delicious?
Ah, the million-naira question! The food… is… okay. Let's be honest. It’s… serviceable. Certainly not *bad*. I had the… (checks notes) …ah, the "Proof Burger." It was, you know, a burger. Perfectly edible, but nothing that'll make you weep tears of joy. My friend, though, bless her, ordered the pasta. She got about three bites in before she started to grumble about the dryness. She finished it, mind you – mostly because she felt bad about having to leave more than half on the plate. The desserts are a bit better, I'd say. The presentation is *always* on point. The taste? Well, it’s not gonna make you forget your mama's cooking, but it’s fine.
Expect to pay a premium, naturally. This is Lagos, darling! Fashionable prices for fashionable food.
3. Drinks: Is the Cocktail Game Strong?
Drinks… Okay, this is where Proof shines… *sometimes*. The cocktail list is extensive, and they certainly *look* amazing. They use all the fancy garnishes, the smoke, the dry ice... it's a photographer’s dream. BUT, and this is a BIG 'but', the consistency varies. One visit, the cocktail I ordered was absolute perfection. The next time? Watery, unbalanced, and tasted suspiciously of whatever was left at the bottom of the shaker. I think it depends heavily on who's behind the bar that night. So, yeah. Pray for a good bartender. Or, stick to the classics: they’re usually safer bets. On a good night, though? Pure, liquid bliss.
I had this experience once where I was standing near the bar waiting an eternity and the bartender literally ignored me. I get it, it was a busy night, but a simple "be right with you" would've kept me happy. I eventually had to wave my arms and even then got a look that said, "what do you want?"
4. The Rooms: Are They Worth the Price Tag? (Since, you know, it’s ALSO a hotel.)
Hmm, the rooms. Now, *this*, I’m basing solely on the accounts of friends, as I haven't actually *stayed* there. But the consensus seems to be: yes, they're nice. Very modern, well-appointed, all the usual luxury hotel suspects. Again, Instagram-worthy. They’re also, apparently, quite pricey. You're paying for the experience, not just the room. The *location* is supposed to be prime, too, so that adds to the price. (I've heard rumors that they run into problems with the water pressure. I think this rumor might apply to most Lagos hotels...)
One friend stayed there and gushed about the view (apparently AMAZING), but also complained about the incredibly thin walls. She could hear EVERYTHING from the room next door. And I mean everything. So… yeah. Factor that into the equation.
5. What's the Crowd Like? Am I Going to Feel Out of Place?
The crowd? Well, it's Lagos. You're going to find a mix. Young, fashionable, a bit flashy, a smattering of the "been there, done that" crowd. If you're into the bougie scene, you'll likely fit right in. If you’re more comfortable in jeans and a t-shirt… well, you *can* go, but you might feel a little underdressed.
The vibe? It’s trying to be cool, but sometimes it borders on… a little *stuffy*. Don't expect a raucous, 'anything goes' kind of night. People are definitely there to be seen, so be prepared to put on a show. Or, just… observe. That's always good entertainment, too.
And, of course, there's always the potential for a celebrity sighting. Keep your eyes peeled! (But try not to stare *too* obviously. Cool, remember?).
6. Any Hidden Fees or Annoyances I Should Know About?
Oh, yes. Hidden fees. Welcome to Lagos! Always check your bill *carefully*. Service charges are standard, so don't be surprised. Expect to pay for parking (if you’re lucky enough to find a space!). And be prepared for potential delays – at the entrance, getting a table, getting your drinks… patience is key. Bring a book, if you're prone to impatience, because you *will* wait.
One thing that really grinds my gears? The staff, sometimes. They can be… a little slow. And I've encountered a few who seem more interested in flirting than serving. This is a widespread problem.
If it were my choice, I would go somewhere else. I think people go to Proof because it's trendy, or because someone they know goes there. I think some people get the idea that if they go there, they will be elevated to another social class or level. I hate that I gave my money to the place.
