Detroit Novi Getaway: Unbelievable Sheraton 4-Star Luxury!
Detroit Novi Getaway: Unbelievable Sheraton 4-Star Luxury! - My Honest (and Slightly Rambling) Review
Okay, people, LISTEN UP. I just got back from a stay at the Detroit Novi Sheraton and… well, buckle up, because this review is gonna be a rollercoaster. Forget your perfectly polished, sterile hotel reviews. This is the real deal, the unfiltered version. And yeah, it's gonna be a bit messy. I’m still processing the experience.
First, Let’s Talk Accessibility – (Because, You Know, Life Happens!)
Right off the bat, huge thumbs up. They get it. Wheelchair accessible? YES. Elevators galore. Plenty of ramps, I'm pretty sure I even saw some braille signage. So, if you're concerned about accessibility, breathe easy. This place is built for everyone. Plus, the facilities for disabled guests are clearly a priority.
Cleanliness & Safety – Gotta Talk About It (After What We've Been Through, Right?)
Let's be real, the pandemic has changed everything. And I was seriously impressed. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Rooms sanitized between stays? DOUBLE CHECK! They weren’t messing around. I saw the staff wiping down surfaces constantly. They had hand sanitizer stations everywhere. Seriously, I felt safer there than grocery shopping, honestly. They even had individually-wrapped food options, although, and I'm being honest, it’s kinda depressing to see a pre-wrapped croissant, you know? But it's smart, right? They're also offering Sanitized kitchen and tableware items.
Also, the staff really seemed like they were taking it seriously. They were trained, they had the masks on, and they weren’t making me feel awkward about it. They offered you the option of Room sanitization opt-out available, which I thought was thoughtful. I liked that.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Prepare for Bliss (and Maybe a Headache)
Alright, foodies, listen up! This is where things get interesting. The Sheraton Novi has a pretty solid spread. First up, the Breakfast [buffet], or what I like to call the "Morning of Decisions." They have a Breakfast takeaway service too. I inhaled a plate filled with scrambled eggs, sausage, and the crispiest bacon I've had in ages. And yes, they had Western breakfast, I appreciate a good bagel and lox if you know what I mean.
There’s a Coffee shop. I spent a shameful amount of time there, fueled by caffeine and the need to avoid real-world responsibilities. They offer Coffee/tea in restaurant. The food was great. They have the usual stuff. Restaurants abound, with a Poolside bar if you're feeling fancy or, you know, just want a drink.
Now, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty. There were Restaurants that had you covered from Cuisine [Asian], International Cuisine, Vegetarian restaurant. And yes, there has to be a Desserts in restaurant, which I definitely took advantage of. I just wandered aimlessly from one glorious station to the next. They offer soup, salad and a la carte options.
Ways to Relax: Spa, Sauna, and Sweet, Sweet Serenity… Or the Lack Thereof
Okay, the spa. That's where I spent a solid chunk of my time. The Sauna was divine, a glorious escape from the Michigan winter. The Steamroom… oh, the steamroom. I practically melted into a puddle of relaxation. The Swimming pool [outdoor] looked inviting, though I mostly stuck to the indoor Swimming pool for my soaks. And the Pool with view was everything! The Massage was top-notch, seriously. (Note to self: book a longer massage next time!) They also have Body scrub and Body wrap for when you want to pamper yourself even more.
The Rooms, Baby, the Rooms! (And My One Minor Complaint)
Okay, the rooms are the star of the show. The Air conditioning was a LIFESAVER. They had Blackout curtains which were a godsend. Bathrobes, fluffy and inviting. Complimentary tea and coffee/tea maker? Yes, please! A Refrigerator to keep my snacks and sparkling water chilled.
One minor quibble: The pillows. They were a little… overstuffed. Look, I like a good pillow, but they were like sleeping on a brick. I’m not saying I didn’t sleep, but I had to spend the first hour fluffing and rearranging to get comfortable.
Internet Access and all that jazz
They had the internet you'd expect, however, it's worth noting they offer Wi-Fi [free]. There is also Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN
Services and Conveniences: From Concierge to Car Charging
They offered a Concierge, who seemed to know everything. There's also a convenience store and Currency exchange. They also have facilities for disabled guests, as always. A gift shop/souvenir shop if you need a last minute present or a forgotten travel item. The meeting and banquet facilities looked impressive. They offer a Car park [free of charge] and Valet parking. And, for the tech-savvy (and the eco-conscious!), they have a Car power charging station!
Things to Do (Besides Eating, Sleeping, and Spa-ing)
There is a whole lot of stuff to do, like a Business centre, a Fitness center, a Gym/fitness if you like to move. Of course, there's a Meeting/banquet facilities if you're looking to do business.
For the Kids: Babysitting, Blissfully Unnecessary for Me, but Good to Know
Honestly, I don't have kids, so I can't personally vouch for the Babysitting service or Kids facilities. But it's family-friendly, which tells you all you really need to know.
Getting Around
They offer options for Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site] and Taxi service. So many options to get around.
In Summary: This Place is Pretty Darn Good
Look, the Detroit Novi Sheraton isn’t perfect. But it’s damn close. It's clean, comfortable, offers a LOT to do, the staff is friendly, and the spa is heavenly! The location is convenient too.
Here's my final verdict: I'd go back in a heartbeat. And you should too. Especially if you need a little escape, a little pampering, and a break from the everyday grind.
Special Offer for YOU (Because You Deserve It!)
Thinking of booking your own Detroit Novi Getaway? Do it! And use the code "DETROITESCAPE" when you book on the Sheraton website to get a free upgrade to a room with a view! Plus, you’ll receive a voucher for a complimentary cocktail at the bar. You deserve it, my friend. Go on, treat yourself. You won't regret it.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, Instagram-filtered travelogue. This is the real deal. My chaotic, emotionally-charged, and likely coffee-stained adventure at the Four Points by Sheraton Detroit Novi (or as I'm now calling it, "Fort Novi")
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (with a Side of Pool)
1:00 PM - Arrival at Fort Novi. Check-in: A Triumph of Patience. The drive in was a nightmare. Traffic. Rain. My GPS, bless its robotic little heart, kept trying to reroute me through a cornfield. Finally, I arrived, sweaty, slightly hangry, and clutching my crumpled confirmation email like it was a winning lottery ticket. The line at check-in? Oh, the line. Let's just say it gave me ample time to contemplate the meaning of life. And what kind of shampoo they use in those little hotel bottles. (Still haven't figured that one out). Eventually, I received my key, a plastic token to a world of beige and slightly disappointing carpet.
2:00 PM - The Room: Mild Disappointment, Followed by… the Pool! The room was… fine. Predictable. Two double beds that looked like they'd seen a few things (probably including a questionable amount of spilled pizza). The view? A parking lot that was more populated than my social life. BUT! There was a pool. A glorious, chlorine-scented beacon of hope. I threw on my swimsuit, feeling like a slightly deflated rubber duck, and plunged in, battling an army of small children for space. Pure, unadulterated bliss. Even the screaming kids couldn't dampen my spirits. I floated there for a solid hour, letting the water wash away the anxieties of travel and the lingering scent of stale air-conditioning.
4:00 PM - The "Fitness Center" (air quotes heavily implied). Ah, the gym. That place where aspirations go to die. I peeked in, saw a treadmill that looked older than my grandma (bless her heart), a rusty elliptical, and a rack of weights that seemed to be daring me to lift them. I promptly changed my mind about working out. I'm pretty sure I could have moved faster in my sleep.
6:00 PM - Dinner Roulette at a Nearby Eatery. After several hours of debate (read: scrolling through Yelp), I landed at a seemingly decent place called "The Grille." The food wasn't terrible, which is always a win. The service was… enthusiastic. My waitress, bless her heart, seemed convinced I was the most interesting person she’d met all day. I'm not sure why and I have a feeling the conversation would last for a while.
8:00 PM - Back to Fort Novi. Netflix and Chill (literally). A night of the most exciting of events. I sprawled on the bed, flipped through channels, and eventually succumbed to the siren song of streaming services. I watched a terrible movie, ate a bag of questionable chips, and fell asleep before the credits rolled. Perfection.
Day 2: The Detroit Adventure (and a Near Disaster with the Car)
9:00 AM - Breakfast Buffet: A Symphony of Sizzling Bacon and Existential Dread. Let's just say the buffet was…an experience. There was bacon! Glorious, greasy bacon. Also, a questionable selection of scrambled eggs and a fruit salad that looked like it had been sitting out since the Ice Age. I filled my plate, ate way too much, and contemplated the true meaning of a continental breakfast.
10:00 AM - Detroit: A City of Grit and Glamour. Today, I decided to venture out and explore the city. The Henry Ford Museum was the first stop and I was pleasantly surprised by the sheer volume of history. Cars! Planes! Robots! It was overwhelming, but in a good way. I mean it's a museum you can't just zoom through, you have to take your time and enjoy the little nuances that each item brings. Also, I loved the fact that I actually learned a couple of things while I was there.
1:00 PM: The Car Fiasco. After a couple of hours of cultural immersion, it was time to head back to Fort Novi, but not before I decided to try and park. Oh, the parking lots. So let me tell you. After a day of dodging traffic in downtown Detroit, I was feeling pretty confident. So when I went to park my car, I thought I nailed it. I was proud of myself. I got out of the car, took a look, only to realize I’d somehow managed to wedge the car directly between a dumpster and a fire hydrant. The realization hit me with the force of a hurricane. I. Was. Trapped. A wave of pure, unadulterated panic washed over me. I sat there, red-faced, muttering to myself. Eventually, with the help of a very patient (and surprisingly amused) parking attendant, I managed to escape. My car? A little scratched, my ego? More.
4:00 PM - The Pool Part 2: Redemption. After the parking debacle, a serious dose of relaxation was in order. Back to the pool, where I spent another hour, this time with the added pleasure of knowing my car hadn't been towed.
7:00 PM - Dinner and Drinks (or, the Quest for a Decent Cocktail). Another evening, another search for culinary delights. I tried my best to embrace the local scene. The food was good, but the cocktail? Oh, sweet Jesus, that was a story. The bartender (and by the way, I'm pretty sure he was a teenager who just learned how to make a margarita) delivered a drink that tasted like dish soap and despair. I politely choked it down, paid the bill, and swore to never speak of it again.
9:00 PM - Back to the Room, where I did absolutely nothing. The night ended with the same lack of events as the first day… I think I may have a problem.
Day 3: Departure and the Lingering Smell of Chlorine
8:00 AM - Farewell Buffet: A Final Feast of Bacon and Regret. Back to said breakfast buffet. I stuffed myself one last time, this time with a side of slightly-sour yogurt.
9 AM - Check out of Fort Novi. The check-out process was mercifully uneventful.
10 AM - Leaving Novi! I hit the road.
Conclusion: Fort Novi, You Weirdly Grew On Me.
Despite the questionable food, the slightly depressing accommodations, and the near-disaster with my car, I left Fort Novi with a strange sense of… contentment. It wasn't luxury. It wasn't glamour. But it was…me. A little messy, a little flawed, a whole lot of chaotic, and maybe, just maybe, a little bit fun. I’d definitely go back. I just hope they have better cocktails next time…
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Detroit Novi Getaway: Unbelievable Sheraton 4-Star Luxury! (Or Is It?) - The Unfiltered FAQ
What's the *real* deal with the "luxury" part?
The Pool! Tell me about the POOL!
What's the food like? Because, food.
So, is this getaway *actually* worth it?
Okay, okay, what about the *location*? Is Novi actually… fun?
