Escape to Royal Luxury: Unforgettable DoubleTree Kingston Stay
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a real-deal review of the DoubleTree in Kingston. Forget those bland, cookie-cutter hotel reviews. This is going to be messy, honest, and probably a little bit funny. Prepare for my stream-of-consciousness breakdown.
Escape to Royal Luxury: Unforgettable DoubleTree Kingston Stay - The Real Deal Review
Alright, so, you’re thinking about the DoubleTree in Kingston? Smart move! I've just finished a stay, and let me tell you, it's got its quirks. But hey, who doesn't have quirks, right? Let’s break it down, shall we?
First Impressions & the Grand Entrance (Read: Accessibility, Safety, and the Obvious Stuff)
Okay, the DoubleTree is… pretty. The lobby? Gleaming. The staff? Super friendly – which is already a win in my book. Now, let’s get real about the nitty-gritty because I know what my people need to know.
- Accessibility: This is HUGE for me. I'm picky on this. They've got facilities for disabled guests, and (I think), the elevators are good. I'd double-check the specific room options if you need it, but the impression is good.
- Safety First, Always: They’re serious about security. 24-hour security, CCTV everywhere, smoke alarms in the rooms, fire extinguishers… it’s all there. Makes you feel safe, like, you know, not like you're going to be snatched up by some rogue travel influencer.
- Cleanliness & COVID Stuff: They’re trying. Hand sanitizer everywhere, staff trained on safety protocols… Honestly? It felt cleaned between stays, and I felt like they really put in anti-viral cleaning products. I didn’t see anyone scrubbing the carpets with a toothbrush (thankfully!), but things seemed on point. However, the phrase "room sanitization opt-out available" raised my eyebrow. Why would I opt out of being safe?? This feels like a mixed message.
- Check-in/out: Express check-in/out… I’m a fan. Anything to get the process over and done with quickly. Private check-in/out is also available; if you've got a VIP's feel.
The Room: Where the Magic (and the Annoyances) Happen
Alright, let's talk rooms. I had a "double-double" – two double beds. Practical, right? And the room… okay, here's the lowdown:
- The Good Bits: They had those blackout curtains and did I even need to sleep? Amazing. A fridge to keep my after-midnight snacks cool. And free Wi-Fi! Hallelujah! (More on that later. It's a love/hate relationship.)
- The Less-Than-Good Bits: Okay, so my window did open, which is fantastic for fresh air… but the view? Not exactly postcard material. A random parking lot. And, again, this is just me, but I could've sworn the air conditioning wasn't working properly the first night. A little hot.
- Details, Details: The bathrobes were fluffy. The toiletries were decent. They had a desk, which was helpful. I used my laptop; good for writing. Also, extra long bed? Perfect.
- The Bed: A plus. The towels (which are a dealbreaker to me) were clean and fresh, but the best part would be the pillows, like total comfort.
Internet – The Necessary Evil
Okay, so Wi-Fi. They boast about the free Wi-Fi. Which, thank you, DoubleTree, because I'm not paying extra for that. It's 2024. But… it wasn't the speed of light. It was… adequate. You could stream, you could browse, you could probably even send an email. Just don't expect to download a movie in five seconds. And there's LAN internet too, so I'd recommend the LAN if you need the speed.
Eating, Drinking, and Surviving Hunger Pangs
Okay, food. Essential. Let’s get real about the DoubleTree Kingston's options.
- Restaurants: They’ve got restaurants! And a coffee shop! I didn't try them all, to be honest. My big regret is that I didn’t taste everything, but I'll go back. They offer a Western breakfast, salad, soup, desserts, and international and Asian cuisine.
- Happy Hour? Yes, a glorious happy hour. My time to get relaxed!
- Room Service: I will applaud the 24-hour room service.
- The Bar: Did I visit the bar? Twice. Excellent cocktails.
- Breakfast: Breakfast [buffet], breakfast service (as well as, breakfast in room) – a good spread.
- General Food Notes: They also offer alternative meal arrangements, meaning they can tailor your meals to your needs. Also, hygiene certification, individually-wrapped food options, and a safe dining setup. It's all there.
Things to Do (aka, How to Actually Relax)
Okay, let's move to the juicy stuff. This is what made the trip.
- Spa: Now we're talking. I went for a massage. My back needed it. I'm still recovering. It was heavenly. They also have a sauna and spa/sauna in case you need it. I also felt relaxed in a Pool with a view.
- Fitness Center: They have a gym, so there's a fitness center.
- Pool: And a Swimming pool!
- The Important Stuff: I needed to get away, de-stress, and, you know, relax.
Services and Conveniences - the Boring but Important Stuff
- Air conditioning in public area: Good.
- Laundry: Laundry service is a must-have.
- Concierge: Okay.
- Elevator: Check.
- Daily housekeeping: Check.
- Cash withdrawal: Check.
- Food delivery: Okay.
- Parking: Car park [on-site], car park [free of charge].
For the Kids, and Other Oddities
- Family/child friendly: Yes.
- Babysitting service: Available.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: They've got them.
- Things that Made Me Laugh: They had a "Proposal Spot." Romantic!
The Verdict – The Good, the Bad, and My Honest Opinion
Would I go back? Yes. Absolutely. The DoubleTree in Kingston has its flaws (the slightly dodgy AC, the so-so Wi-Fi), but the positives outweigh them big time. The staff is amazing, the spa is a lifesaver, and the location is great.
Final Score: ⅘ stars. It’s not perfect, but it's a solid choice for a relaxing stay in Kingston.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my supposed "relaxing" escape to the DoubleTree by Hilton Kingston upon Thames. Relaxing? Ha! More like "attempting to avoid utter chaos" in a fancy-ish hotel. Here's how it (mostly) played out:
Day 1: Arrival, and the Great Coffee Catastrophe (and a bit of existential dread)
- 1:00 PM: Arrival and Hotel Check-In
- Okay, first impressions: the lobby is pretty. That signature DoubleTree cookie? Glorious. But, and there's ALWAYS a but, the check-in process felt like a slow-motion film. The receptionist was lovely, bless her heart, but the computer system seemed to be powered by hamsters. I swear, I could practically hear the gears grinding.
- Anecdote: Picture me, standing there, fuelled by travel anxieties and a rumbling tummy, wanting desperately to just be in my room, and all of a sudden I start questioning the entire purpose of my life… the existential dread crept in. "Am I a good enough friend? Am I wasting my time?" This whole trip started to feel like a life review.
- 2:00 PM: Room Reconnaissance & Coffee Quest
- Room is… well, fine. Standard hotel room. King-size bed (score!), slightly suspect view of a car park (less score). But the real crisis struck: the coffee. The in-room coffee situation was a crime against humanity. Tiny little sachets of instant sadness.
- Rant: Seriously, DoubleTree? You're selling a room for this price, and I have to suffer through this lukewarm, gritty swill?! My inner coffee snob was screaming.
- Quirky Observation: I swear, the kettle had a look of utter defeat about it. Like, "Oh, another human demanding hot water? Sigh."
- 2:30 PM- 3:30 PM: The Kingston Exploration (The First Attempt)
- Decided to venture out and find REAL coffee. Kingston Upon Thames, here I come!
- The walk to the town was a tad longer than anticipated. Not a great start to the already tired feet.
- 4:00 PM: The Coffee Redemption
- Found a cute little café called "The Coffee Bean".
- Emotional Reaction: That first sip? Bliss. Absolute, unadulterated bliss. Life suddenly felt manageable again. Praise be to the caffeine gods.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the Hotel Restaurant.
- The food was, how do I put it… "fine." Nothing to write home about, but the wine helped numb the disappointment.
- Imperfection: I tried to be fancy and ordered the seabass. It came with these weird, slightly undercooked vegetables. I ate it anyway. Because, who am I to complain? I'm not a food critic.
- 8:00 PM: Chillax Mode (or Attempting To)
- Back in the room, attempting to watch TV. The remote control fought me. It was a full-on battle of wills.
- Rambling Thought: Is it just me, or do hotel remotes have a secret agenda? They're like little torture devices, designed to make you question your sanity.
Day 2: The River and the (Glorious) Spa
- 9:00 AM: The Quest for Breakfast (Attempt #2)
- Breakfast buffet time. This was a step up from the in-room coffee catastrophe.
- Opinionated Language: I loaded up on the pastries. The fruit looked questionable, but the croissants? Oh, the croissants. So good.
- 10:00 AM: River Walk to Richmond (Yes, Actually Did This!)
- Decided to be all "cultured" and took a walk along the Thames. Bloody gorgeous. The views were perfect. Seeing the houses, walking through the parks, and looking away from all the litter. All stunning.
- 12:00 PM: SPA-TASTIC! (My Highlight)
- Okay, here's where things got GOOD. I booked a massage at the hotel spa. Best. Decision. Ever.
- Doubling Down on the Experience: For a solid hour, I melted. No work email, no social media. Just a blissful massage, soft music, and the feeling of pure relaxation. I was in a total zen zone. I seriously considered moving in there and living in a spa robe. No phone, no problems.
- Emotional Reaction: Came out feeling like a new person. Seriously, I considered staying in the spa all day every day. Pure bliss. I wanted to hug the masseuse.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch and Post-Spa Glow
- A light lunch back in the hotel restaurant to continue the good life.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner and Decompression
- Another attempt at a relaxing evening, more TV, less remote-control warfare (thankfully).
- More rambling thought: I realize at this point that a relaxing holiday is more about perspective than the activity, maybe, or maybe the coffee. I spend 30 mins reflecting on this deeply.
Day 3: Departure (and the lingering memory of the spa)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast and Packing
- Another breakfast buffet. I made a strategic plan for pastry consumption.
- Packing is a stressful nightmare.
- 11:00 AM: Check-Out
- Smooth check-out. Now off to do something.
- Opinionated Language: Honestly, I'm sad to leave. But at the same time, I'm ready to go home, ready to see the cats, and get on with normal, routine life.
- Emotional Reaction: Leaving brought on sadness, knowing I won't be able to relive my SPA day.
In conclusion: Did I experience pure, unadulterated relaxation at the DoubleTree? Maybe not. Did I find some moments of bliss? Absolutely. Would I go back? Maybe. But next time, I'm bringing my own coffee. And possibly a bodyguard for the remote control.
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So, this "Escape to Royal Luxury" – is it *actually* luxurious? Like, REAL luxury, or the "luxury" my grandma calls "having indoor plumbing"?
Alright, let’s be honest. I’m a sucker for a good hotel, right? And "Royal Luxury" sounds… well, it *sounds* like someone's trying to sell me something shiny. BUT. And this is a BIG BUT (pun intended, given the comfy beds I’m about to get to). It *is* pretty darn good. It’s not the Ritz-Carlton in Monaco, okay? Let's get that out of the way. No gold-plated faucets here. But the DoubleTree Kingston? Yeah, it *delivers*. The rooms were spacious, the bed...oh god, the BED. I legitimately considered barricading myself in there and never leaving. And the chocolate chip cookies at check-in? Don't even get me started. I may have eaten three before I even *saw* my room. Luxury? Not the kind you need a trust fund for. Comfort? Absolutely. Pampering? A solid yes. Value for money? Considering I didn't have to sell a kidney? Definitely.
The DoubleTree -- Cookies. Seriously? It's always the cookies, isn't it?
Okay, look. I know. It’s the cliche. The cookie. The warm, gooey, chocolate chip cookie. But listen, when you've spent four hours stuck in Toronto traffic – which, by the way, should be a crime against humanity – and you finally arrive, stressed to the max, and then... BAM. A warm cookie? Pure. Freakin'. Bliss. It's like being hugged by a giant, delicious, edible hug. I swear, I saw a grown man shed a single tear while biting into his. And I may or may not have dramatically declared, "This is a good day," while crumbs cascaded down my front. Don't judge me! It's a *feeling*.
Let's talk about the room. What was it *really* like? Shiny? Clean? Did you find any weird hairs? Because those are my worst enemy.
Okay, okay, the room. This is what I was waiting for. It was clean. CLEAN. Like, actual, sparkling clean. I'm a bit of a germaphobe, so trust me, I LOOKED. And poked. And sniffed. No weird hairs. *Phew*. The decor was modern, a bit generic, but honestly, I'm not expecting a museum piece. What mattered was the space. Loads of room to spread out, which is crucial when you're travelling with, ahem, a lot of luggage (guilty!). The bed, as I mentioned, was heaven. Seriously, I could have slept there for a week. The bathroom was also spotless, and that's a huge win in my book. The only (minor) downsides? The view wasn't exactly breathtaking (cityscape, mostly), and the TV remote was a little… complicated. But hey, I wasn't there to watch TV, I was there to *escape*, right?
The Food! What about the food? Was it all bland hotel buffet fare, or did they have something worth writing home about (besides the cookies, duh!)?
Alright, food is a big deal. And here's the thing: Hotel restaurants can be a mixed bag. But the DoubleTree's... not bad! Breakfast was a standard buffet, but with a surprisingly decent selection. Yes, there were the usual suspects (eggs, bacon, sausages), but also fresh fruit, yogurt, and even some made-to-order omelets. The coffee? Drinkable! Which is a major victory in my opinion. They also had a restaurant for dinner, which I tried one night. Now, I am not a food critic, but. The service was good. The atmosphere was nice. I had a perfectly fine pasta dish. Not life-changing, but perfectly edible and satisfying. Look, I'm not expecting Michelin stars when I'm staying in a hotel, but a pleasant meal and a full belly? Success!
Dealt with any drama? Staff? Weird Guests? Any funny moments?
Drama? Thankfully, no major drama. Although, I did witness a mild argument about the last pancake at the breakfast buffet (I snuck in there before the chaos erupted). Staff? Super friendly. Helpful. Eager to please. One of the front desk people even remembered my name (terrifying, but also impressive). Weird guests? Hmmm… There was a guy in the elevator who kept whistling the same three notes over and over, like he was trying to summon a pigeon. I made some eye contact and a silent agreement to avoid him. Funny moments? Well, there’s the pancake situation. And also me, tripping over my own feet whilst taking pictures in the lobby. I’m a class act, truly.
Would you go back? Spill the tea! Honest to goodness, would YOU recommend the DoubleTree Kingston?
Would I go back? In a heartbeat. Absolutely. For the price, the location (if you're visiting Kingston, it's pretty central), the comfy bed, and those damn cookies, it’s a win. It’s not the fanciest place on the planet, but it’s comfortable, clean (important!), and the staff are genuinely nice. I mean, sometimes you just want a reliable, easy, pleasant experience, and the DoubleTree Kingston delivers on that front. It's not perfect – no place is – but it's a solid, solid place to escape to. Also, and I must re-emphasize this: those cookies. Seriously. Go. And eat a cookie for me. Consider it a recommendation. I’m practically demanding it.
Oh no! Anything you *didn't* like? The bad parts... the REAL talk.
Okay, okay, time for the brutal honesty. Firstly, the gym. Bless its little heart, but it’s small. Tiny. Two treadmills, one elliptical, and a rack of weights that looked like they came from the '90s. If you're a serious gym rat, skip it. Go running outside or find a proper gym nearby. The elevator's a bit slow, which is annoying when you’re on the 10th floor (hello, patience!). And I’m going to be honest, the wifi could be faster. But hey, these are minor quibbles, easily overlooked. Overall, no major complaints. Just remember: it's not perfect, but it’s a good, comfortable place to relax.
You mentioned a comfy bed... let's dive in. What's the deal with this bed? Is it like, *magical*?
Okay, the bed. The BED. Let's dedicate a whole section to this glorious, fluffy, cloud-like creation because seriously, it was the highlight of the entire stay. I think I actually moaned when I first lay down. It was like sinking into a giant marshmallow, but a *supportive* marshmallow. Not one of those cheap, lumpy ones. This was a proper, memory foamHotels With Balconys
