Jaw-Dropping Deal! Cheapest 1BR Saveria Apartment in Indonesia!
Jaw-Dropping Deal! Cheapest 1BR Saveria Apartment in Indonesia! - Seriously? Let's Unpack This! (Because I Need a Vacation!)
Okay, so I saw this… "Jaw-Dropping Deal! Cheapest 1BR Saveria Apartment in Indonesia!" and my inner travel gremlin, the one that lives for budget adventures and a good deal, immediately started twitching. Indonesia? 1BR? Cheap? My credit card already felt a little tingly. I'm diving in – let's see what this Saveria apartment is really bringing to the table. And frankly, with the state of my life currently, I need a vacation so badly I'm practically vibrating.
Accessibility: Okay, Real Talk. Can I Even Get There?
I'm going to be upfront here: I'm not disabled, but I do care about accessibility. It's the right thing to do, and honestly, it's becoming increasingly important for me as I "mature" (read: get older and creakier). Unfortunately, this listing doesn't explicitly shout about wheelchair accessibility. I'm hoping there are elevators, because dragging my suitcase up five flights of stairs after a twelve-hour flight? Nope. Just… nope. So, this needs more clarification. (Needs clarification - probably a negative, unless they unexpectedly blow my mind with wheelchair access!)
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: See above. If they can't tell me about wheelchair accessibility, I doubt they’ve thought about wheelchair-friendly dining. (Likely a negative, unfortunately)
Wheelchair Accessible: Already covered this. Need confirmation! (Waiting for confirmation from host/booking agent)
Internet Access: Wi-Fi Dreams and LAN Nightmares
Alright, internet! Crucial. Especially because, you know, I might actually have to work a little while on vacation. "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" – yes! Thank you, travel gods! š "Wi-Fi in public areas"… good for checking emails poolside (if there is a pool). They also mention Internet [LAN]. Hmm, a bit like going back to the stone age, unless you’re a gamer. I'm imagining a tangled web of ethernet cables in my room. Hopefully, the Wi-Fi is strong. The Internet [LAN] seems like a backup, which is a good thing, in case the Wi-Fi sputters like my old router. (Positive: Free Wi-Fi! Need confirmation on speed and reliability. LAN is a bonus for the analog-minded!)
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Pampering or Panic?
This is where things get interesting. Fitness center? Check. Gym/fitness? Check. Wait, two of the same thing? Are they being ambitious or just trying to bulk up the listing with keywords? Pool with view? Now we're talking. This could be my happy place. And the Spa?! Okay, let’s see…
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Foot bath: Okay, they're really going for it. I might actually turn into a prune and relax.
- Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Sounds like a recipe for sun-kissed bliss. Or sunburn. Gotta pack sunscreen!
- Also, they don’t say anything about the beach… Indonesia is tropical, right? This needs investigating…(Need investigation!)**
My Moment of Truth: The Pool… with a View?
I NEED a pool with a view. I picture myself, sprawled on a sun lounger, a cocktail in hand (that’s a personal requirement), overlooking… something. The ocean? Lush greenery? I'm picturing Bali, and that vision alone makes me want to book. If there is a terrible view, like looking at a parking lot, well, that’s a deal-breaker. (Pool with a view is a major selling point – but needs confirmation of the view!)
Cleanliness and Safety: Post-Pandemic Panic or Pristine Paradise?
Okay, let's get serious. Travel now is a whole different ball game since gestures wildly at the world. Thankfully, they seem to be on top of it! This whole section is a huge sigh of relief.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: Honestly? This is reassuring! They are taking it seriously. They get it.
- Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Cashless payment service, Hand sanitizer: All good things.
- Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit: Always smart. I’m particularly clumsy.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Essential.
- Hygiene certification: Hopefully, internationally recognized.
- Shared stationery removed: Good riddance. Who even uses shared pens anymore?!
However! There's more to be really sure about. I want to hear more about that hygiene certification. And, room sanitization opt-out options? Hmm. (Positive: Strong focus on cleanliness and safety. Need more details on the hygiene certification.)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Adventure!
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Woah. They’re laying it on THICK. Seriously, this is a foodie’s dream. Buffet? Happy hour? Poolside bar? I'm already mentally planning my daily culinary itinerary. I am in heaven. The only downside is the inevitable extra pounds.
- My personal gripe: Will the coffee be good?! Hotel coffee has betrayed me too many times.
- (Major Positive: Extensive dining options! Need to know - the coffee quality!)
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (and Annoy)
- Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: Holy moly, this is a lot of stuff. I’m just going to breathe and break this down. The basics are there, like daily housekeeping, elevators (thank GOD!), cash withdrawal, and a (hopefully useful) concierge. The inclusion of a convenience store is a bonus! The contactless check-in/out is a godsend. I hate awkward interaction.
- What I'm thinking about… A good concierge can make or break a trip. I need to know they can point me toward the best local eats.
- (Positive: Solid list of services. Potential: concierge knowledge is critical.)
For the Kids! (Not that I have any… yet!)
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Okay, good for families, and I appreciate that they're considering younger travelers. Will the babysitters speak English?
- (Positive: Family friendly. Need more info on babysitting.)
Access, Security, and Other Important Stuff:
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailable, Proposal spot, Room decorations, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: This is the boring-but-necessary stuff. Security is essential. Non-smoking rooms are a must for me. A 24-hour front desk is fantastic!
- (Positive: Good security measures. Essential safety features. A 24-hour front desk is a huge plus.)
Getting Around: Will I Be Stranded?
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: Free parking? Score! Airport transfer – also amazing! This screams convenience.
- (Positive: Convenient with airport transfer and free parking.)
Available in All Rooms: What to Expect (and Hope For)
- **Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone,
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into my Indonesian adventure. Forget your pristine itineraries, this is going to be a chaotic, wonderful mess, just like me. And it all starts… at the Saveria By Travelio in Jakarta. gulp Okay, let's go!
The Great Jakarta Yarn-Spinning (And Hopefully Not Getting Lost… Too Many Times, Again)
Day 1: Arrival & Apartment Intimidation (Plus, That Darn Airport)
- Morning (Jakarta – Soekarno-Hatta Airport Chaos): Landed. Immediately regretted packing that extra pair of shoes (why?). The airport? A glorious symphony of beeping cars, hawkers aggressively selling SIM cards (I swear I saw one wink), and the general hum of "I'm probably going to mess this up" energy. Finding my luggage… a victory in itself.
- Mid-Morning (Taxi Tantrums & Travelio Treasure Hunt): Okay, taxi. "Meter on, please!" I’d heard the stories. The driver… we had a… "discussion" about the quickest route. Spoiler alert: it wasn't. Finally, we arrived at the Saveria. The apartment check-in process… smooth. Mostly. Then, this feeling of "OMG, I'm actually here." That's the good part.
- Afternoon (Apartment Appreciation & Grocery Store Panic): The 1BR at Saveria? Honestly, it’s way better than the tiny pictures. I felt like I had a little kingdom. Clean, bright, even a (probably useless) balcony. Then, the grocery store. Indonesian grocery stores are a whole vibe. So many exotic fruits, the smell of spices, and vendors eyeing me like a lost pet. I grabbed some snacks, a few things that resembled food, and a bottle of water. I'm still not sure what half of it is. I’m hoping for the best.
- Evening (Dinner Disaster & Jet Lag's Embrace): Ate my mysterious grocery haul. Tasted… interesting. My jet lag set in hard. I was pretty much fighting sleep and hunger at the same time, but I’m proud I made it through the night. Finally crashed into bed, vowing to wake up early and see some real Jakarta! (We'll see about that…)
Day 2: Jakarta's Whirlwind (Or, The Day I Became Best Friends With a Motorbike)
- Morning (Failed Sunrise & Breakfast Struggle): Woke up at sunrise… well, tried to. The sun beat me to it. Breakfast? Ended up with an omelet. Not thrilled, but it was food, and that’s what’s important.
- Late Morning (Kota Tua & the Unexpected Charm of Old Town): Decided to try exploring Kota Tua (Old Town). I walked around in the heat, and eventually, I found myself at old buildings and felt like I was transported in time – definitely a highlight. I definitely got my walking in for the day.
- Afternoon (Street Food Frenzy & Stomach Concerns): Okay, street food. I wanted to be adventurous. I found this little cart selling some noodles. I just pointed. The best part wasn’t the food, but the guy who gave me a thumbs up – I don’t think there was anything more affirming, I hope.
- Evening (Traffic Nightmares & Temple Bliss): The traffic. Oh, the traffic. It’s a living, breathing entity. I hired a ojek (motorbike taxi). The ride was terrifying but exhilarating; weaving through the chaos was a wild ride (literally). I made it to a temple, and just being there calmed me down after the bike journey. After that, it was time to head back to the apartment, and relax with some snacks.
Day 3: The Bogor Escape & My Relationship with a Goat (Maybe)
- Morning (Train Roulette & Garden Grandeur): Decided to escape the city for a day trip to Bogor! Finding the commuter train… a challenge. Successfully got on the train. The ride was a blur of sights. Arrived in Bogor and went straight to the famous Bogor Botanical Gardens, a massive green space. It was so big I was happy to take pictures, and wander for hours.
- Afternoon (Tea Time & Goat Encounters): Went to a tea plantation. Sipping tea, surrounded by the scenery, was heavenly. Then, the goat. I saw a goat. It looked at me. I felt a connection. I may have gotten lost in the moment; it’s a long story.
- Evening (Back to Jakarta & Apartment Reflections): Came back exhausted, happy, and slightly smelling like goat. Back in the apartment, I felt a sense of peace. Even though I missed the smell of the goat, I still enjoyed my day.
Day 4: Shopping Spree (or, The Day I Became a Bartering Champion) & Departure (Teardrops & Taxis)
- Morning (Shopping Mall Mayhem): Shopping! Jakarta has some incredible malls. I picked up a few souvenirs, and for a second, I felt like a local.
- Afternoon (Market Mayhem & Bartering Battles): Went to a local market. Bartering is a sport. After the negotiation, I realized how much I could actually get stuff for, if I could only remember my Indonesian numbers.
- Evening (Departure Anxiety & Taxi Trial): Packing. The sadness of "I have to leave this paradise" started to creep in. Getting to the airport… traffic again. The taxi driver, a true professional, somehow navigated through the chaos. Saying goodbye to the Saveria apartment… weirdly, I was actually sad to go.
- Night (Plane Dreams & Indonesian Memories): Sitting on the plane, replaying all my experiences. It was chaotic, imperfect, sometimes terrifying, and absolutely, utterly beautiful. I'll be back, Indonesia. You haven't seen the last of me, and my goat friend… (maybe).
Final Thoughts:
This itinerary? Useless, in the best way possible. Did I stick to the plan? Absolutely not. Did I get lost? Constantly. Was it perfect? Hell no. Was it an unforgettable, messy, hilarious, and deeply moving adventure? You bet your bottom dollar, it was. And that, my friends, is the only kind of travel worth having.
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Jaw-Dropping Deal! Cheapest 1BR Saveria Apartment in Indonesia! (But Seriously...Is It?)
Okay, seriously...is this place REALLY as cheap as it sounds? My bank account is already crying.
Alright, let's be real. "Cheapest" is relative. They're probably not giving it away for a handful of rupiah and a dream. I mean, I almost choked on my instant noodles when I saw the price online. I immediately thought, "Scam! Hidden fees! My life savings will vanish faster than that free WiFi promised in the listing!"
I spent *hours* (which, let's be honest, felt like days) poring over the fine print. Seriously, I'm pretty sure I aged a year trying to decipher the Indonesian language. Thankfully, it wasn't a complete rip-off...so far. But I'm still bracing myself to discover it comes with a pet komodo dragon rental fee at the end of the month.
What's the catch? There's ALWAYS a catch, isn't there? Spill the tea!
Oh honey, there's *always* a catch. My first thought was, "Tiny? Like, a converted broom closet tiny?" And the location? Probably in a mosquito-infested swamp, miles from civilization, and next to a karaoke bar that only plays death metal. I mean, that's *my* worst-case scenario, but you get the idea.
The actual catch, as far as I can tell from the website's broken English and blurry photos, might be the location. I've heard it's "developing." "Developing" can mean anything from "near a charming village" to "surrounded by construction sites and smells that will haunt your dreams." I'm leaning towards the latter. I'm going to need a hazmat suit and a healthy dose of optimism.
Describe the apartment itself. What's it *actually* like? Because the photos are so filtered, I can't tell reality from a fever dream.
Okay, this is where things get…interesting. The photos are definitely optimistic. Think Instagram filter level of delusion. I'm expecting a 1BR that's more like a glorified shoebox.
The listing mentions a "cozy living space." *Cozy* can mean "a space barely big enough to swing a cat" (and I *really* hope they don't actually let cats just roam around, my allergies will hate me). The kitchen? Probably a hot plate and a sink that's seen better days. Shower…let's just pray there's running water! The furniture? Probably a mix of mismatched antiques and questionable DIY projects. My imagination is running wild…and I'm suddenly very, very worried about bedbugs.
I'm kinda picturing me, crammed in a living room with a very small, slightly wonky television, and a half-eaten pack of instant ramen in the kitchen, trying to keep my sanity. That's the *vibe* I'm getting.
Let's talk about the location, which is probably worse than the apartment itself. How far is it from…everything?
Alright, location, location, location. The lifeblood of all real estate. I'm pretty sure it's the black sheep of this deal. The listing says "conveniently located." "Conveniently" could mean a five-minute walk to the beach...or a five-hour hike through a jungle, followed by a questionable taxi ride. I'm betting on the latter.
I'm picturing a place where a grocery store is a two-day trip, and the nearest decent coffee shop is a myth. I hope there’s at least a warung (small local restaurant) nearby. I *need* my nasi goreng fix, or I’ll probably start hallucinating. Seriously, I'm already mentally preparing for a life of instant noodles and the occasional questionable street food. Send help…and maybe some antacids.
What about utilities? Are they included? Because if I have to pay extra for electricity, I'm probably going to be living by candlelight.
Oh, utilities! The devil is in the details, and in this case, they're probably hidden in a pile of fine print that's longer than my arm. I *think* some basic utilities are included, but I’m pretty sure it's a "capped usage" situation. Like, "you get enough electricity to charge your phone for 30 minutes a day."
Then there's the internet, which is probably going to be slower than a snail on molasses. Download speeds? Forget about it. Streaming movies? Laughable. I'm probably going to have to go back to carrier pigeons and sending actual letters to get any meaningful communication done. I'm just envisioning myself huddled in the dark, rationing my phone battery and praying I can still connect to the outside world. Wish me luck!
Okay, I'm considering it. What's one piece of advice you'd give someone thinking about taking the plunge?
BRACE YOURSELF. No, seriously. Lower your expectations. Significantly. Then lower them *again*. And then prepare for something even lower than *that*.
My biggest advice? Pack light. Because honestly, you're going to spend a lot of time just *surviving*. And get used to the local flavor! Because the odds of finding things from home are slim. And remember, if it seems too good to be true, it probably is. But...hey! At least you'll have a story, right? And a severely depleted bank account. (Just kidding… mostly.).
Oh, and bring a good book. And maybe a flashlight. Because, let's be honest, you're going to need both. Seriously. Good luck, future tenant! You're gonna need it.
